1. |
Wipplewopple
04:05
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2. |
Culkin
04:05
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Took you four minutes
to down your slice
Well it must be nice
Go out with your friends tonight
Hey DJ play us something good
But not too good
"Keep the audience in mind"
and as I watch the turntable spin
it makes me realize
I want to slap you in the face
(slap you slap you)
Slap you
in
the Face
Macaulay Culkin
Why are you sulkin'
In your room tonight?
90's child, I know it's been a while
but I think I understand your plight
I read the messages on your screen
Catch a glean in your eye
I know its trying to be good to yourself
But not too good
Keep the audience in mind!
Don't wanna be yours
I just want to be myself
(be himself)
Yeah, I know what I want to be
But there's a hair inside my brain
That's screaming out
Macaulay Culkin
Macaulay Culkin
Macaulay Culkin
Macaulay
Macaulay Culkin
Macaulay Culkin
Macaulay Culkin
Macaulay
Macaulay Culkin
Macaulay Culkin
Macaulay Culkin
Macaulay
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3. |
I doth Protest?
02:55
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I don't give a shit about your politics
You're all just a bunch of Cantaloupes
But I'd rather be a bee
I'd rather be free
I just don't really understand how you can be like,
SO negative
ALL the time
I mean, it just FEELS negative
All this "can't, can't, can't, can't"
Why don't we do something?
Why don't we have some fun?
I don't understand
why
You're all just a bunch of Cantaloupes
But I'd rather be a bee
You're all just a bunch of Cantaloupes
But I'd rather be a bee
Liberty & Justice abound!
The rules of engagement are as such:
"As stated in History Class"
I've never felt as happy
As when I turn off the T.V.
It's ideal to get married before the age of 35
In order to adequately be prepared for raising your young
You're all just a bunch of Cantaloupes
But I'd rather be a bee
(be a bee, be a bee, be a bee, be a bee)
[Bzz bzz bzz bzz bzz bzz bzzz bzzzzzzzzzzz....]
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4. |
A.A.R.P. Murder Party
02:34
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5. |
SexPop
03:47
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Your two lips are babblin'
But I ain't really listenin'
And u can tell
but u don't really care
Your eyes they are watchin' mine
Stare unto your flesh writhing
Until they stare up
Upon the face of God
Gotta gotta gotta get off
Gotta gotta gotta get off
Gotta gotta gotta gotta get off
Gotta gotta gotta get off
(or whatever, u get it)
Push your fingertips
Into my bruised and bleeding flesh
And dig on down
Until you reach my Soul
I can hear your heresy
And I can do your dirty deeds
Lay your pussy lips
Upon the face of God
Chorus [ad nauseam]
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6. |
Lycanthropic Interloper
01:52
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By the light of the sour moon
Luna, I found you
And I've never felt so sane
As in the lunacy, this depravity
So when you beckon to me
with emojis from your phone
All that fills my mind
are thoughts of my cock
in your mouth
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7. |
Let's Sleep!
02:59
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You could stand to loose
Another pound or two
or Twenty-Five [25]
If you sign up today
You won't have to pay
for your
first
class
Come on our cruise
If only for the booze
And the mingling
Show off your abs
"Pretty good for a Dad"
The boys
Will say
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8. |
King Baby
01:55
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Consciousness is correlated with
activity in the prefrontal cortex
ants in a vortex
marching while their leaves turn pale
All hail! All hail!
The advent of the Baby King!
Better pascify my wishes
Lest my heart arrests
And I rule not over a kind of love
But more a kind of need
To Feed
upon your supple breasts
And rest until the day I might
Rule over the rest
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9. |
Net Neutrality
01:57
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10. |
Livin' // Learnin'
02:32
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They say that fear's a man's best friend
Loyal to him until the end
Of his better years, but his mounting fears
Will break his spine in two
Peace bears no Harmony
Release your grip and you'll be free
But you're not quite sure what that all means
'cause you gotta let go
You gotta let go
There's two much that I'll never know
But giving up just makes you slow
And I'm trying as much as anyone
I've still got it
I've still got the fear
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11. |
Helvetica BOLD
02:52
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12. |
Biblioduangus
02:23
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13. |
FuturePop
02:20
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I'm idling
I'm waiting for my day to come along
But it's just fantasy
I don't do no thing
To make my dreams
Reality
I'm dreaming
Of a brighter day
While I lie here
Wasting it away
I'm idling
Waiting for my day to come along
But it's just fantasy
I don't do a thing
To make my dreams
Become reality
(waste the day away)
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14. |
Gene's Theme
01:32
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16. |
Yeerks in Da Brain!
03:10
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17. |
Applications & Rent
01:55
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???
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18. |
CBP
02:16
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Got stopped by the Federal Government
Had some weed for the show in Burlington
Cost me 500 bucks
Now I'm just smiling 'bout my luck
Cause they can't take that away
No, they can't take that away
From me!
Someone must have snagged the quarter inch
Must have been in a reach pinch
And you know I don't mind
Can always order more on Amazon Prime
Cause they can't take that away
No, they can't take that away
From me!
(can I tell you a secret?)
Guess she blocked on the social media
Some people really just don't need ya!
Ain't nothing to mourn
You can always
Download some porn
Cause they can't take that away
No, they can't take that away
From me!
;(
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19. |
Elite Lobster
03:12
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I ain't gonna lie
Sometimes this living can leave you feeling
Oh so deprived
For what it's worth
I'm glad to have crawled from the ocean
and unto this green earth
When I speak to you
I'm reminded that I'm rubber
And it's you who are glue
I ain't gonna lie
Sometimes these folk can get me feeling
Like I wanna die
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King Bop New York
Hey! It’s Bop, I just wanted to check if its still cool if I swung by Friday? It’ll just be me and a couple of friends. There’s this hostile air that begins to build up when the old magic is allowed to linger.
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