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Am I the Asshole?

by King Bop

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1.
Stop-'n'-Go 01:59
Late, wait: slow, go Sharpened knives, LED Sacrifice, in response: Tutor up your kill condition Check again, stare her down Turn your frown twice upside down And off and on again Stare a man down in plain sight Fight or flight, make up your mind Fight or flight, make up your- Patience, patience, patience Patience, patience, patience Saturday lurks slow far away, Throwaway to spill your guts Tap your foot, box will lurch Eat your fill, but don't spill Patience, you idiot Patience, you loser Patience children, patience children Patience, patience Patience, you idiot Patience, you loser Patience children, patience children Patience, patience Wait!
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Ghoulcaller 02:22
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Can I speak freely? Does my personality suit thee? Or would you rather I change my 'tude For the sake of the mood or whatever Birds and the me: Who would you rather be? A bot for the asshole in charge But with room for promotion! Certainly can't do a thing to change the world! But perhaps if you vote... Perhaps if you vote. I can see through your lies You just want to lie there and watch TV the rest is made up Something you heard on NPR And so here we are Or you can be free Wallowing in your own Misery O gee! O gee! Woe is me... OG You hypocrites, you voted for him So why are you mad? You've got nought a leg to stand on In my eyes Sitting in a field He ate his sandwich One leg at a time And when he found his totem, Kill-All was his creed But upon his sudden vision, he came to realize It was not THEY who'd wronged him But rather himself he despised (alas alas, Alas alas!)
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HateBop 01:42
Kill them where they stand Ain't no one to reprimand The morally superior A measured disposition displaces all suspicion "I only did what I had to!" Still mad that she fell For that flood insurance scam I locked her in the basement How can peace be liberty? When if I were really free I'd want to spill some blood Cleaner on the steamer Lets forth: A noxious bloom Consumed by rage, he took up his blade and wrought a nasty scar on his Son-in-Law's car Revenge (he deserved it) Revenge (she had it coming to her) Revenge (good) Revenge (good) Revenge is at hand Taking a stand Pretending no glee Anyone who's watching Will know You're taking it seriously
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Stubin' 02:37
Are you an idiot? "no!" Tell me what to put down for this credit check. No (yes) No (yes) You're acting so agreeable It's actually off-putting If you want any more pudding Let me see your Student ID card "Hello, IT customer service center, how may I help you? Right, so what you want to do is check... Alright, so you see where the, like, little Windows icon is in the lower yeah, so just click that and type C as in Cow M as in Montana D as in Dog" Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof Woof woof woof woof woof woof bark Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof Woof woof woof woof woof woof BARK Bark (woof woof) Bark (woof woof) bark BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK Peace is granted by the stars above, and if you don't love eachother then you might as well go into the soil and dig for the little pigs who wallow and slumber All evening long! Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof Woof woof woof woof woof woof bark Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof bark bark grrrrrrrrrrrr
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Some Folk 01:44
Some folk Just don't Understand Some folk Just can't buy Off-Brand Some folk don't take a toke, take a chill pill, I ain't such a villain can't change ur mind Some folk Just don't understand I'm in the band, I'm in the band! Somebody get me a stand. Slamming on the flanger Jammin' with the salmon Crammin' never worked for you, so who you tryna fool with all this ALL NIGHT, BULL SHIT Fillin' up my rage bar, so far lackin' crackin', dragin' the boys to the bar in the car, just need to hit one single lucky crit (some folk just can't understand) Fuse 'em with a lobster or a crab or a shark, or a dinosaur They got gatorade spillin' on the promenade You're a ready-made Philostrate Gatekeeper of /r/cablegore Better the dead stay dead
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Frank 11:05
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Mistakes 03:25
[redacted] whispered: No more mistakes I promise Can't you already hear the music? What glorious ends it shall bring It'll be perfect Perfect. /////// YEAH, you want some god damn perfection? But not if it goes against convention, then detention You sneer as you veer your car into the Last available Handicap spot "How's that Ivory Camry treatin' ya?" Cause I forgot to mention, it's not about right, it's about ACTION And I'm recordin' and I'm computin' And I'm outpacin' y'all Got more friends than listens, and I ain't got many friends Those that got my back 'til the end And if you can't comprehend A kindred of that sort I fee bad for your kids Cause I make mistakes and you avoid them I make mistakes and you avoid them I make mistakes and you avoid them I make mistakes and you avoid them I make mistakes and you avoid them I make mistakes and you avoid them
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Apparently we've yet to see The marvels that finally set us free We'll be oh so happy At long last The object that lies in my grasp Fills me with this sense of lack Oh this wanting! What the crap Can't take it back, take it back I want it back, want it back Where's my cash? If I'm smackin' on some bubble gum And you want some 'cause you've got none then get out of here! With that puppy dog face! You fucking disgrace. You're a disgrace! Angel of grace Hold my hand and show me the way to a future where a man can make a buck selling something to the masses (It's time to start feeling empowered, idiot) Apparently we've yet to see the marvels that shall finally set us free we'll be oh so happy at long last
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No Mercy 02:25
Mrs. Bayette! Mrs. Bayette too my gel pen Made me ask permission for the rest of the day I was goofin' about She said I could stab Devin right in the head Guess we wouldn't gel as friends if your blood was seeping into the talking circle where all the people sit and chat about their daily deeds Indeed (In Deed) Mrs. Seavy docked me 10 points 'Cause Giant Squids are ficitonal animals My favorite pen comes at a price if you want it, you're gonna have to be extra nice If you want to draw those beautiful wings (fly away, fly away!) Yeah they call her Comrade Bayette if you know what I mean Education ain't always what it seems Propagate All that you read online

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released April 16, 2019

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